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Colombian DAS wiretap scandal: what we can look forward to in the UK

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Read this story and weap all you who think that the state is out to help:BBC wiretap story

If you think it can’t happen, it can.
If you think it won’t happen, it will.

Once we drive the criminals off the street, they will all be found in the police force, using the law against you.

Bring on the id cards, retinal scans, gps trackers, dna database, phone and internet records, drug tests, and psychological profling. Bring on the happy world, without criminals.

Naive scum, deserve what you get.


Written by rexinfinite

February 23, 2009 at 3:32 pm

All cats should be declawed

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Cats have now overtaken the dog as the most popular pet in the UK. They are responsible for killing up to 150,000 animals a year in the UK.

How can cat owners describe themselves as animal lovers? Declawing all the cats would not only save the furniture but also help increase our garden bird population. They can have the claws out at the same time as they get the snip. It would also be hugely entertaining watching them fall out of trees (shit they always land on their feet anyway)

The magpie gets a really bad rap because it raids nests and kills chicks. Whilst cats simply kill the parent leaving it’s brood of chicks to starve to death, but in some twisted irony cats are considered cute.

Whilst I have a grudging respect for any animal that can turn humans into slaves…what really pisses me off is when some tree hugging vegan life time member of the RSPCA starts bleating on about how their pussy is the sweetest, cutest, adorable animal ever. No it isn’t, it is a heartless, fickle, sadistic, yowling bag of fur and claws.

Written by Dontthinktwice

February 17, 2009 at 5:41 pm

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Vermin on the road

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They are everywhere. Around every bend, and completely out of control. Weaving in and out of cars, not stopping for red traffic signals, zebra crossings, give ways. I’ve had enough of cyclists using the roads for free that I pay to drive my car on and have to adhere to motoring laws. Keeping my car on the road doesn’t just cost me in petrol, which i am happy to pay for, but the insurance, MOT and road tax all add up and it is a compulsory for me. 

Cyclists should have to pass a proficiency test. All car drivers do. OK, a car can cause more damage so you need to be taught how to control it properly. But basic road skills and knowledge of the highway code should be mandatory for cyclists too; if not for others’ then for their own sake.

If a car hits a cyclist the cyclist can claim all losses from the drivers insurer. However, if a cyclist hits a car, then what? who do you claim off? and that’s assuming that the cyclist stopped. At least with a car it has a registration plate so you can report it to the police. Imagine reporting a hit and run regarding a cyclist “officer, my vehicle was hit at 21:03 by a cycle which caused a dent to my near side door. I cant give you  much to go on apart from that the bike was silver, one occupant with a fluorescent yellow vest and black helmet.”

Cyclists may also be a cause in the rise of insurance premiums. More cyclists = more accidents = higher premiums. But the Cyclists gets away with paying no insurance?

Cyclists also need to pay road tax. Why do I have to pay to use the road, where a 1/4 of it is taken up by a stupid cycle lane, which they get for free, never ride within and then have a go at you when you point out to them that they should adhere to the highway code.

Cyclists are no more than vermin on the road. I pay to use the road, so should you.

Written by ChakDePhatte

February 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm

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Why I hate

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Hatred is a strong word.  It signifies violent passions and tubulent states of mind.   In effect it’s doubly disasterous, for all parties.  For the one consumed by hate, it’s a waste of time, energy, and can lead to health problems, as well as risky violence.  For the one being hated, it can also lead to distress, and physical harm.

So why hate?

What is the plus side advantage…

Seeing as how there is none, I can only think haters are out of control, irrational, insecure, and doomed to an ill fated strategy.. or is it that they sometimes get their way, at whatever cost?

Well, Canadians don’t hate… we mediate.

But I’m sure for the English that word mediate may require some subtitles.

Written by rexinfinite

February 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm

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I dont watch movies unless they have subtitles

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I am sick and tired of pompous, patronising canadians who are too high brow to watch anything unless its been made by some obscure director in a foreign language for six quid, and is playing in just one arthouse cinema in the country.
Open your mind and let popular culture wash over you now and then.

Written by fullenglish1

February 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm

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Rant : How do they get away with it?

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Christ alive, am I the only one who HATES beyond hate the government endorsed filth peddling that goes on every time I switch the stinkin’ telebox on?? What am I on about? Fucking nicotine replacement treatments, that’s what.
I cannot believe that they are allowed to actively promote ‘using’ one of the most addictive drugs we know of to help people stop being hooked to exactly the same fookin drug. It’s ludicrous. Anyone who has stopped smoking using such treatments has quit in spite of them, not because of them.
The very way the advertisements are presented is an insult to our collective intelligence. All that “This will help you to break the habit” – what a load of SHITE. I am in the habit of driving on the left but when I go abroad I find that habit very easy to break. It’s the fuckin nicotine I’m addicted to you bastards, not the habit of smoking a cigarette. If it were then I’d smoke herbal fags all day long and leave the lung cancer ta very much. They know full well that most smokers using their therapies end up addicted to the bloody things and still smoke fags as well. They just don’t give a shit as long as they get paid.
Don’t get me wrong, I realise that all marketing is to some degree the spawn of satan (tongue firmly planted in cheek) but these nicotine patches etc really take the piss. If these treatments work, why the fuck aren’t they prescribing alcohol laced food products for alcoholics?

Apologies for the rant, I feel slightly better even though I’m down to my last pack of nicorette so I’d best get some more in quick…

Written by sanchezdemarcos

January 10, 2007 at 9:41 pm

Bastard flyers

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I just can’t understand why these travellers at the airport are bitching!
Extreme weather is extreme weather – what the fuck are the airports supposed to do?? There isnt an airport in the world that could handle this fog.
Heathrow has set up marquees, put people in hotels, provided blankets, sleeping mats, hot drinks and food, childrens toys…and still flyers are whining. “I dont want to come on holiday and have to stand in a queue”
Oh really? Thanks for those words of wisdom – I’d never have guessed! Usually when I go on holiday I like to stand in a queue at the airport for a few days…maybe travel agencies should start asking customers if this is a requirement or not?
I can grumble and complain with the best of them but when we start calling for people to be sacked because of the weather we’re taking the piss.
Get a grip and realise that shit happens!
Bastard flyers!
PS Obviously the real answer is that we need more than two runways at Heathrow (all Euro ones have 3, 4 or 5)…but I bet then it would be the same bastard flyers turning into tree-huggers and complaining about the bastard effect on the bastard environment.

Written by jackshaftoe

December 23, 2006 at 12:01 pm