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Humans and Haemorrhoids: Can we co-exist?

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Are piles just about itching and soreness around your bottom and the occasional sharp pain up said ringer? I think not. We should all be working together with our piles to create a more harmonious world for both us and our bum-grapes.
Many believe that they are merely varicosities of the veins draining the territory of the inferior rectal arteries, which are branches of the internal pudendal artery, but I believe they are so much more than that.
Whether internal or external these beautiful and unique creations deserve more than Sclerotherapy or the even more barbaric ‘Rubber band ligation’
Far from being withered or destroyed, your anus decorations should be nurtured and revered. I impore you, take up the cause and save the Nobbys!!

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Written by yeahbutnobut

July 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Posted in free speech

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  1. Yeah but no but…
    As someone who has never had the pleasure of bum grapes could you please elaborate on their positive nature. Seems to me they should be exterminated.

    jackshaftoe

    July 6, 2010 at 6:26 pm


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