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God tells of new 9/11

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God (the supreme deity, 13.8 billion years old, favourite colour: indigo) has kindly informed US TV evangelist (and all-round good Christian) Pat Robertson that there will be another 9/11 style attack this year. It is unclear whether contact was made via phone, email, fax, dream, angels etc.

It will be similar to a nuclear attack and will be some time after September – God refused to specify a date, and claimed: “If I told you everything it wouldn’t be any fun!”

Pat said: “Sorry, sometimes he’s a bit of a cunt like that.”

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Written by jackshaftoe

January 4, 2007 at 9:58 am

Posted in faith, politics

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  1. Also predicted are a female President by 2010, England to win the Ashes, Euro 2008 and Murrey to win wimbledon… I guess that 1 out of 4 isn’t too bad…

    waxlyrical

    January 4, 2007 at 3:37 pm

  2. You think sweet ol’ Pat’s bad, check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nQ6kagU60 . Gene Scott needed a wheelbarrow to carry his balls around in!

    iamjack'simpotentrage

    January 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm

  3. Gene is a great advertisment for a PHD from Stanford.
    Such a shame that he is dead.

    igotlife

    January 6, 2007 at 11:26 am


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