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Why I hate Australians

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Do Australians actually have any redeeming qualities. Don’t say you know a nice Australian – a good bloke – because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn’t count.

They live in a beautful country, with an excellent climate, a whole continent to explore. They have a reasonable standard of living, love a barbie and a beer, and a dip in their swimming pools.

They have no political enemies living on their borders, and would be the country most likely to survive and thrive after a nuclear holocaust.

So why are Aussies such wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid – genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.

They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples.
They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement – not even a good sun bloc!!

They scream and cry and debate endlessely about the only thing that registers on their political radar, and thats immigration – convienently forgetting that they serve as one of the best examples of how mass immigration supplants and destroyed an indigenous culture – through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations.

I hope that twenety million Vietnamese boat people manage to land in Australia. Payback’s a bitch.

The cricket fans among us will know that the Ashes are currently being contetsted. The England team have only been in Australia for three days, and already, their british born Sikh bowler is being abused for no other reason other then he is brown. The same happened to the South African black pace bowler Ntini, when he was there a few months earlier.

So I have had enough.
If you are Australian and reading this blog – FUCK OFF! I hate all of you, without exception.

If you are not Australian and reading this blog, remember what I have said when you are meeting an Australian. Your intention should be soley to humiliate and embarrass. Remember it’ s okay to say what you want because we all know the Aussies love to banter. If they get offended, remember to say fair dinkum and move on to your next target. If it helps refer to their geneology and the fact that they really are the spawn of scum. I know its a cliche, but trust me, it really works. Also, ask them how long they have been visiting the UK, and when they intend to return. If they have stayed here for longer then six months, ask to see their visa. Take down their details and report them to the authorities. Make them feel like an illegal immigrant.

The Yanks are bad enough – but at least they can say “we are the richest country in the world”, or ” we have the biggest army in the world” or ” we run the world”. They have some substance to base their arrogance and superiority. Aussies have nothing apart from a sun tan, a few swimmers and a cricket team. A nation, a people, a culture that amounts to nothing and never will.

Watch out Aussies – I’m a coming!!!!!!!


Written by fullenglish1

November 14, 2006 at 12:02 pm

Posted in outrageous, rants

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  1. completely agree…
    really fucks me off that they are ALL scamming the taxman when they come over here as well
    to be fair tho they can take having the shit ripped out of them…so Dame Edna Everage, Jason Donovan, Ned Kelly, Don Bradman, Germain Greer, John Pilger, Evone Gooligong, Pat Cash, Kerry Packer, Phar Lap, Russell Crowe, Merv Hughes, Shane Warne, the Waugh brothers, Stefan Dennis, Steve Irwin, Rolf Harris, Rupert Murdoch, Cate Blanchett, Mel Gibson, Nick Cave, Bob Hawke, Ian Thorpe, Allan Border…GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU INBRED CRIMINAL FUCKWITS!!!


    November 14, 2006 at 1:10 pm

  2. forgot BM our office Aussie! you can fuck yourself as well!


    November 14, 2006 at 3:05 pm

  3. Then they have the audacity to come over here, blag a job, get citizenship, fuck off back to oz, then send their grandchildren over to start the cycle all over again…bastards


    November 14, 2006 at 5:16 pm

  4. We haven’t really helped ourselves though…Think about it, all them years ago we sent all our criminals over there coz we didn’t have another option, so we kinda help populate Oz anyway! It’s payback on us…But I do agree they are a pain in the arse!

    Who am I?

    November 14, 2006 at 5:23 pm

  5. paybacks a bitch!


    November 14, 2006 at 9:08 pm

  6. Just to open up and clarify the issue here. Is this entirely an Aussie rant or a commonwealth rant?

    It would seem to me that Canadians, New Zealanders, South African’s and Indians are not unwelcome visitors and return migrants.

    Perhaps it is because they don’t suffer the same genetic baggage as the Aussies? Is Australia one massive example of evolution and natural selection at work? Is that a bit racist, natzist, and discredited eugenicistic 😀

    Don’t get me wrong, even if it is all of the above, I still think they are loud mouthed arrogant bastards who are worse than american’s without the same reason. Just wanting to distinguish if it was pure zenophobia or something more concrete.


    November 15, 2006 at 10:55 am

  7. Bit harsh, I did find Oz to be a racist country when I was their, especially outside the city’s but no better or worse than England. Get yourself up north for some proper racist bigots. Living in London all your life does not give the true picture.

    Lottery Loverat

    November 15, 2006 at 4:15 pm

  8. I’m findng this post rather offensive and full of hatred – the very thing that incensed our irate blogger. I don’t think the “can’t beat them, join them” attitude helps the debate. I agree with lottery loverat that most come from outside the city which applies to the UK also. We all have prejudicial tendencies so it’s hyprocritical to denounce and offend in the same verse. Would it not have been better to appeal to our Australian friends so they contribute to the debate rather than alienate and perhaps fuel the issue?

    As Marvin said – only love can conquer hate


    November 15, 2006 at 5:26 pm

  9. igotlife – you forgot The Wiggles. May they burn in hell.


    November 20, 2006 at 6:44 pm

  10. This guy is a real piece of shit.
    Just look at America. It’s a fucking joke. Your president is a joke. Your people are a massive fat joke.


    March 29, 2008 at 3:44 am

  11. i love this post. it really helped calm me that someone shares my utter disdain for aussies. we have one living her getting disability checks and popping out more kids than she can afford. i can not stand her and she just pisses and moans all the time about her sad life. enough. go back to australia and see how well they take care of your “sick” non-sick ass.


    February 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm

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